The Only Way Home is Forward!
This rather severe-looking gentleman is Hernando (aka Hernรกn) Cortez, the conquistador who conquered the Aztecs for the King of Spain in the 16th century. Among his other accomplishments are the introduction of the Catholic faith (and probably smallpox) to what we now know as Mexico.
Lesser known is his contribution to leadership science thru his Burn the Ships Rule. This rule states when required to lead a team on a journey of unknown duration and outcome, it is wise to eliminate alternate courses of action. So, upon arrival in Mexico in 1518, he burned (or disabled, depending on which historian you believe) his ships, thereby eliminating the option that his team could turn around and return to Spain. No way home but forward, as it were.
It is in that spirit that we introduce you to Hernando, the Rent-a-Burban who will carry us (and WAY too much stuff) from Spokane to Virginia Beach. Quite a handsome fellow, don't you think? Don't worry, we have no plans to torch him. His name just reflects our commitment to making this trip happen.

But, can he swallow the growing pile of stuff in our garage? And can he then carry it 2700 miles across our great country? Stay tuned to find out........