(And UP YOURS, Justin Trudeau)
- Through with delivery captains.
- Through with death trap loaner Jeep’s
- Through with crapy marinas in New York
- Through with partial air-conditioning.
- Through waiting for PW Trudeau to wake/wise/sober up.
Our accommodations on Rochester were not so nice, with a persistent north wind pushing waves up the river mouth that rocked and rolled us all night. But we were able to trek to a nearby shopping center for groceries, adding to our growing collection of tote bags, as we once again forgot to take our own bags. (Need to work on that.)
Commodore Kathleen had finalized plans for a delivery captain
to meet us in Youngstown, NY (on the Niagara River) to take possession of Irish
Lass and pilot her thru the Welland Canal on our behalf. (See our June 19 post for a description of this
COVID-paranoid requirement for the Canuk border. ) At his request, we headed for the Youngtown
Yacht Club. It’s a nice place but caters to sail boaters
and proved to have a hyper-sensitive shore power system that the Lass could not connect
to. So we were doomed to spend two days running our generator a lot and
feeling like the big out-of-place country cousin. Youngstown, NY, however, proved to be a
charming town with a great community vibe. Admiral Maggie enjoyed their park, and we
found some live music, a Rite Aid, and a nice Presbyterian Church.
Captain Dave and his crewman arrived about 7:00 PM on Sunday. They were to sleep aboard for a 6:00 am departure in order to be cleared into Canada and first in line when the Canal opened on Monday. He had promised us the use of his car to make the drive to Dunkirk, NY 0n Lake Erie, where he would deliver the Lass to us. Turns out his car was in the shop and in its place he brought his crewman’s 200,000-mile soft-top Jeep YJ Wrangler, complete with rust holes, dangling wires, and an interior that looked like the aftermath of a Hezbollah rocket barrage. Plus, it had a Millennial Anti-Theft device (i.e., a manual transmission) and a custom sponge for soaking up the rainwater that tended to accumulate under the driver’s feet.
Wanting to keep our schedule (and a bit against our better judgment), we turned the Lass over to Captain Dave, loaded up The Admiral and our gear and headed out on the 80-ish mile drive south thru Buffalo and west to Dunkirk.
The term “death-trap” only begins to describe our trip. It was raining. Night was falling. The jeep was uncontrollable at anything over 55
MPH. And so noisy, Kathleen had to shout
navigation instructions to me, when she wasn’t praying or wiping the inside of
the windshield for me. The outside
mirrors were useless. The front-end
hopped sideways with every significant bump and we were never quite sure what
gear we were in until I let the clutch out.
(I finally solved this last issue by resurrecting my long-dormant clutch-less
shifting skills). What a nightmare.
Welland Lock #4 |
While we waited on Monday, we took the Death Trap Jeep to a grocery
store near the hotel. After loading for
more tote bags (yes, we forgot, again), a case of water, and a case of pop
aboard, the Jeep refused to start. A call to Capt. Dave’s crewman revealed we
may have upset the wiring for the fuel pump by doing something unusual, like
maybe setting the parking brake. Fiddling
with loose wires got us nowhere, so we stuffed the keys under the sponge, told Capt.
Dave’s crewman where he could find the Jeep and humped our groceries back to
the hotel aboard shank’s mare. Here
endeth the lesson….
Tuesday found us back aboard Irish Lass at the (crapy)
marina in Dunkirk, arguing with the marina staff about broken shore power
connections (which they fixed) and our missing mail (which they finally located
stuffed behind a file cabinet), and retrieving the new AC units we had delivered
there. After cleaning up the mess left
by the Welland transit (and by Capt. Dave and crew), We met for Docktails with a group of Loopers
that Commadore Kathleen had rounded up. An
enjoyable evening of sharing and Loop stories, (and a uniform opinion that this
was a CRAPY marina. Tell all your friends.).
Out with the old! |
In with the new! |
Thursday night we were “entertained” by a Randy Bachman-wannabe
fronting an adequate rock band on the adjacent Dunkirk city pier. Nice for a while, but never were we so happy
for a thunderstorm that cut them off before it got ugly.
Thursday morning, we made an early departure, shaking the
dust of Dunkirk, New York, Canada, and canals off our sandals and heading west. This writing finds us waiting out a storm front at the Wolverine Marina in
Erie, PA, a place that is thankfully everything that Dunkirk was not and chock full of fellow
Loopers "in the same boat" (so to speak).
OMG, you will have lifelong stories to tell over a good scotch! As I've said before you 2 have the patience of saints or you cover better than a circus tent. Welcome back to the good ole USA!
ReplyDeleteWhat an adventure! Glad the Lass arrived safe and sound and that you were able to see Niagara Falls. Jan and KC
ReplyDeleteWhat a voyage . So far away from Herring Bay Getaway!! Enjoy
ReplyDeleteThe adventure continues.... Now that the border is beyond you, I hope you will have calm waters and clean restrooms ahead :) Be careful out there and have some fun!! You are missed! God bless
ReplyDeleteAlways an adventure. Thank you for sharing it with us all.
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